johnbeingheterosexual:

What

OK….. I’m kind of scared and curious at the same time.

• 911 What's your emergency?
• Mom: My daughter won't stop slamming her head against the wall while crying and screaming something about ships and precious babies. Wait! I think she's coming out of it-- no...no wait...she's just curled up on the floor, now.

yourfavoritehippie93:

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